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I was driving down the road, running my errands on Saturday, when I got a nosebleed. I bled like someone really bopped me in the face. I turned around and headed home. Covered in blood. Car looking like a crime scene. This was not what I planned for my day, being that I planned to attend an audition. I got myself cleaned up, changed my clothes, and I felt REALLY down. As with all auditions, I go expecting absolutely nothing and go for the pure joy of the experience and give it everything I have. I know it sounds dumb, but that stupid nosebleed not only made me look like I’d been in a fight. It made me FEEL like I’d been in one, too. I took one look in the mirror and said aloud, “YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.”  I was soon headed out the door to the audition. I…

I had an incident recently where I was hit on. If you had been there at the scene of said incident, you would understand that I am relaying this out of pure comedy and not in any way bragging. No, he was not cute. Yes, he was inebriated. No, I am not flattered. Yes, he was disgusting . This man said to me, “I noticed you immediately when you walked into the room. You are a BEAUTIFUL, full-figured woman.” I will cut off his portion of the dialogue there as it is highly inappropriate. You know if it’s inappropriate to me, it must have been really bad. (Side note: if anyone out there wants to hit on a big girl, you are not going to score any points by throwing around terms like, “full-figured”. That is just stupid.) This guy was nasty and is lucky he didn’t get a 4″ platform heel…